Let’s play a game called “Did it make her cry?”

That’s right folks. It’s game time again!

This time the game is called “Did it make her cry?”. So basically I’m going to throw out a real scenario, and you have to guess if my sweet little L cried, or didn’t cry. Let me know how many you got right in the comments section. The winner will get….well nothing. Unless you count pure satisfaction, and the knowledge that you are a toddler expert a prize, then by all means you’re the top banana!

Here we go!!!!

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1) After climbing onto our coffee table/ottoman, L forgot she was near the edge and leaned back. This resulted in a surprise fall flat onto her back with a bonk on the head (complete with deflated ego). Did she cry?

2) When Mommy went to pee, L had to be in the bathroom, too. I mean of course she did. What Mom gets to pee alone? But when Mommy was done peeing she flushed the toilet and L didn’t get to wave “bye bye” to Mommy’s pee. Did she cry?

3) Daddy took L to the park! She ran and ran and ran away from Daddy. She ran so fast into the bicycle path, that she fell and scraped her knees and Daddy had to scoop her up and away from the bike path into safety. Did she cry?

4) Looking backwards while running forwards meant that L ran head first into the dining room table. There’s a bruise now. Did she cry?

5) While watching Dora the explorer (Uggh I hate that show), the map came on to show Dora where to go. Did she cry?

6) While watching Daddy play a game, she saw zombies and dragons and monsters. Did she cry?

7) Mommy told L that she couldn’t bring all of her stuffies into the tubby with her. Did she cry?

8) L watched Daddy writhing in pain after she elbow dropped him in the guts while he was lying on the floor. Did she cry?

9) L asked Mommy for some juice. Mommy gave her some juice. Did she cry?

10) Daddy put on his shoes, but then sat in the chair. Did she cry?

Those are the questions to be pondered. Get into your little toddler brains and try and figure out what happened. Are you ready for the answers? Here goes!

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1) After falling off of the coffee table, L rolled over and looked at Mama and said “hahahaha uh oh”. She proceeded to get back up onto the table. You could then see she was seriously considering “falling off” again to see if it was funny a second time. Mommy put a stop to that. So the correct answer is: Did not cry. Will also accept: Future in physical comedy.

2) When L couldn’t wave goodbye to Mommy’s pee, mayhem ensued. Mommy clearly didn’t realize that she had an emotional bond to the urine, and taking away the ability to say goodbye to something so special has left her emotionally scarred. Mommy couldn’t bring back the pee….well at least not for an hour or two. So L cried, and cried, and cried some more. So the correct answer is: Cried. Will also accept: Needs a new “special friend”.

3) After running away from Daddy, falling in the bicycle path and scraping up both knees, L didn’t cry. However, when Daddy scooped her up to move her to safety (away from the bikers), L lost her cool. Nobody can tell that wild spirit of mine what she can and cannot do. So the correct answer is: Trick question! Didn’t cry from the injury, did cry because she lost her independence.

4) The bonk in the head caused by looking backwards while running forwards into the dining room table resulted in an obviously fake, attention seeking, no real tears cry. It wasn’t real, and after 5 seconds when she realized the world hadn’t ended, she laughed and continued her running race around the house. So the correct answer is: Didn’t cry. Will also accept: “And the Oscar goes to…”

5) That map on Dora is almost as creepy as Dora herself. No wonder she cries when he comes on the screen and runs away! The correct answer is: Cried. Will also accept: I cried, too.

6) She may cry when she watches Dora the Explorer, but show her a zombie, monster or dragon and she’s in her element! She does the best zombie impression in the world, and runs around pretending to be a dragon. My kid is the coolest! The correct answer is: Hell no she didn’t cry, she knows where it’s at!

7) When Mommy said the stuffies couldn’t come in the tubby, all hell broke loose. The tubby was the enemy at that point, and she’s a fighter. She would not get in the tub, and when we finally got her in, she stiffened every muscle in protest and refused to sit down. She had a “standing up” tubby that night, and the water level doubled in height by the time we were done with her crocodile tears. So the correct answer is: Cried. Mommy doesn’t understand that stuffies need tubbies, too.

8) After elbow dropping Daddy in the guts, L thought his pain was hilarious. She proceeded to elbow drop him a few more times, gently sit slam down on his belly, and slide down to the floor like Daddy is a human jungle gym. Apparently to L, pain is funny. So the correct answer is: L didn’t cry, but we can’t necessarily say the same for Daddy.

9) Mommy gave her the juice she asked for, but she cried anyway. Mommy still isn’t quite sure why. Maybe she filled up the cup too much? Maybe she used the “wrong” cup? Maybe she had planned to cry regardless of what Mommy did? Who knows. So the correct answer is: Cried. Will also accept: Messing with Mommy’s head is fun.

10) Daddy put on his shoes, then sat down in a chair. He didn’t immediately scoop up L and take her out for a walk or for a ride in the car. Can you see the potential problem? Lack of instant gratification! The correct answer is: Cried. Will also accept: It’s our own fault for looking more ready to leave the house than we were.

Thanks for playing! How many did you get right?

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15 thoughts on “Let’s play a game called “Did it make her cry?”

  1. I love this game!!! I actually got most of them right, but for your tricky didn’t cry, but then did cry one! My daughter is the exact same way. Kids are so weird. I have to be careful not to laugh, or at least hide it, when she does cry for the strangest reasons or no reason! This was a fun post and makes me feel better about the recent bout of tantrums we’ve had lately. Thanks!

    • Aww I’m glad it made you feel better.
      It can be frustrating at the time, but I have to laugh. I’m sure at this age, it’s simply frustration on her part that she doesn’t yet have the language skills to accurately convey her feelings and emotions. It’s just too funny sometimes. I try not to laugh at her, so that she knows I’m seeing her frustrations and acknowledging her emotions. After the fact though, I’m usually laughing (or crying myself haha).

      • You are totally right. I bet it is frustrating to understand more than you can say! And laughter or tears are always close to any tantrum. XD I hope you post the game again!

  2. Haha. This was so much fun to read! Sounds like my little one and yours would hit it off perfectly. I think I got about 8 out of 10. You know, experience is a great teacher.

    • It is definitely a great teacher!
      Haha I’m sure they would hit it off – L loves to play with other kiddos, but oftentimes ends up crying because kiddos like to grab stuff from her hands and she’s too much of a softie to grab it back from them. 🙂

  3. Ha ha ha ha. This is helping me have less panic about my two having “issues.” I was really starting to worry. Basically, we cry over everything over here, and by cry, I mean SCREAM manically with the teary, “HOW COULD YOU?” eyes.

    • Oh the “How could you” eyes. I know them well. That look that screams – “You just don’t get it, and you’re the worst person EVER!”. Yep. Luckily five minutes later we’re back to loving Mama again. I don’t know what I’ll do in the teenage years when the “How could you eyes” become spoken words of hate haha.

  4. I answered every one correctly (except for the second part of the trick question). My tiny tyrant can bash her face into a playground full of rocks and keep right on going, but if Grandma gets through the door before Little Miss can open it and let her in “All By MYSELF!” the floodgates open and she snarls for an hour. Your blog does my heart good. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only mommy dealing with an emotional ball of toddler 🙂

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